The New Jersey resort's Ride & Ski School unleashes a new "Guaranteed to Ride or Ski" program this season. For a cool 149 beans, beginners get three rentals, three tickets and three nearly two-hour group clinics. If you're full of the stupids, like me trying to learn to snowboard, and you still don't have it down, free group lessons until you can walk and talk at the same time. Or ride, rather.