Ever wanted to go to a sporting event where you know you're smarter, better-looking, more athletic, and richer than the participants? Then head over to Mt. Rose Saturday, April 5, and take in the resort's 11th annual Dummy Downhill, where you'll witness pure lunacy as inanimate speed demons careen down the Show-Off run in front of the main lodge. The participants will compete for a variety of prizes, and they will be judged on style and carnage. Non-staff entries will receive four free lift tickets. Registration is from 8:30-10:30 a.m. at the main lodge.