Ummm, let me think.....
Flat, Expensive, Doofus clientele
This is a place if you can;t ski, but want to put on a show. It's flat, let's understand that first. It's expensive, and barely anyone there can ski.
If you're a Jewish dentist from the Bronx, this is your nirvana. Your wife can prance around the insipid "village" in her fur, talking in that obnoxious accent, while you and the kids can make believe the "double blacks" are really anything more than blues anywhere else.
If you have any skill whatsoever, Magic is where to go, although all the pretentious BS won't be there, so you might not like it. Okemo is barely better, but at least it's not the curse that Flatton.