fonixmunkee

There's snow in the Midwest's forecast. It's not going to come right at us here in Northern Minnesota/Northern Wisconsin, but we are supposed to feel some of it. So if I literally have to sell my soul to ensure that my local resorts get some fresh snow, so be it. The classified would like this:
FOR SALE: ONE SOUL, SLIGHTLY USED

This soul is being sold in exchange for fresh snow for the Midwest. It is of great value to the current owner, but fresh snow is currently a higher priority for him. This soul is slightly used, and comes with streaks of bad weather-luck, poor karma, and mostly physical-unattractiveness. This soul, however, is fully stocked with passion for the sport of skiing and can also hold it's liquor.

The current owner of this soul for sale understands the repercussions of it's sale, but is willing to make the sacrifice to ensure fresh snow for all those who have suffered the poor, poor winter in the Midwest. The owner of this soul for sale also asks that you do not store it in the trunk of your vehicle as it is also slightly claustrophobic and hates the smell of gas. These are the only prerequisites for the purchase of this soul.

ALL QUESTIONS AND INTERESTED BUYERS CAN CONTACT SOULS OWNER FOR MORE INFORMATION. SALE OF THIS SOUL SHOULD WARRANT EXTREMELY GOOD SNOW CONDITIONS FOR THE MIDWEST.

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